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Gear for the Daves you know, the Daves you love, and the Dave you may unknowingly be. Actual name optional.
Known everywhereNamed or otherwise
Actual name optional★Knows a guy★Owns at least three flashlights★Can fix that★Actual name optional★Knows a guy★Owns at least three flashlights★Can fix that★Actual name optional★Knows a guy★Owns at least three flashlights★Can fix that★
Department of Dave Identification
Report for assessment.
The Catalog
Pick your Dave.
Identification guide
Your neighbor
Your brother
Your coworker
Possibly you
Field Notes
Meet Dave.
Everyone knows a Dave. You may have a Dave. You may actually be a Dave — even if your name isn't Dave.
Dave is less a person than a universal phenomenon: the one with three flashlights, a fix for the Wi-Fi, an inexplicable number of clamps, and a guy for everything. Different Daves know different things. Every Dave knows enough to say, “I can fix that.”
- Flashlights
- At least 3
- Knows a guy
- Always
- Actual name
- Optional
Daveisms
You’ve heard these before.
"We're not paying somebody $300 for that."
"Don't throw that out. That's a perfectly good piece of wood."
"I know a guy."
"They don't make 'em like this anymore."
"It's not going anywhere."